Today I played a dangerous game of Ded Moroz Roulette:
Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Black Friday, Cyber Monday? Do I Christmas shop online today or wait until Monday? What to do? Is that jingle bells I hear in my head? I could really eat a turkey sandwich right now. Oh look, a Botched marathon is on E! That lady’s boobs are huge! Black Friday, Cyber Monday? . . .
I decided to just go for it today. Any opportunity to squelch any of the voices in my head is a good thing. Got some good deals but mostly I’m happy to have some gifts ordered and on their way. And besides, I’ve seen all the episodes of Botched.*
* Please hold all judgement until January. It is, after all, the holidays.