I asked my husband for a plug adapter for the space heater I sometimes use in the bathroom and requested that he put it on my iPad which was charging on the dining room table. Hours later, I looked for the adapter on the table but it wasn’t there. Neither was my iPad. Walking around our downstairs rooms, I found the iPad and the plug on the love seat.
My husband came in from outside where he’d been working:
Me: The adapter wasn’t on the dining room table like I asked. (I was smirking as I said this.)
Him: You told me to put it with your iPad which was on the love seat. (Also smirking.) See, I listen.
Me: But you don’t think. I guess I can’t have everything.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Him. I don’t need hearts and flowers; just keep smirking right back at me.
