I heard on the radio today that Danielle Steel’s assistant is going to prison for extortion; stealing from the beloved author. The position was a part-time position and paid
WHERE DO I APPLY?
No matter that Ms. Steel lives in San Francisco and I live in Pennsylvania. I love her books and I love dollar signs with lots of zeros behind them! I am PERFECT for the job!
Danielle, if you’re reading this, EMAIL ME PLEASE!
Love (in a non-bosom-heaving, non-bodice-ripping way),
Sister Rain
