‘Twas the day before the office Christmas party . . .
While having breakfast this morning, I flipped through the channels of Sirius XM and found a talk show I was not familiar with. The host was taking questions and a caller asked for ideas for an office White Elephant gift exchange. The answer the host gave was at first funny to me but she was dead serious. And after a few seconds I realized it was dead genius.
Little Drummer Boy, drum roll please!
PARMESAN CHEESE
Of course she wasn’t referring to the powdered version most of us grew up with and still consider a staple but a block or wedge of the real stuff. It’s expensive and most people love it. And if your recipient doesn’t, its regift value remains as high as the moment you wheeled it out of the lot.
I don’t know if elephants like cheese but I am Santa sure yours will.