Did ya see the commercial for monster.com during the Super Bowl?
A BEAVER GETS A JOB AS A VIOLINIST using monster.com!!!
Every single person at the party I was at gave me the hairy eyeball seeming to say, “Geez, a rodent with a funky flat tail and bad teeth can get a job as a musician and you can’t get a job as a Meeting Planner”?
“No, no!”, I reply. “It’s really hard! With the economy employers are inundated with candidates for one position and they may not even get to your resume! Really!”
To which they all began rubbing two fingers together in the International sign of playing a violin, aka let me serenade your sorry story in a sarcastic fashion. Behind my back but I saw them.
Dam beaver.
Dam commercial.
