My husband gave me super nice wireless headphones for Christmas. We were sitting together on the sofa, trying out their different options. I put the headphones on and enabled the noise canceling feature. I asked him to speak and I couldn’t hear him. I said, “Well, I can hardly see you and now I can’t hear you. It’s like you aren’t even here! It’s the gift that keeps on giving!”
We have been together for 25 years. Those without that kind of tenure should not throw rice at our marriage. For those of you who do have those kind of years under your bridal gown, run, don’t walk, for these headphones.