The weekend revolved around a half marathon and a football game. Neither of which I competed in. So why do I feel every mile and every tackle today?
Indeed Things Have Changed
Living my new normal, watching TV by sitting close, able to see just enough that I can follow along, everything is in black and white, fast forwarding through a commercial via TiVo, and there it is: A commercial for a website I used to check every single day for job opportunities…
Maybe She Ain’t Such A Bitch
This morning I heard someone who believes wholeheartedly in Karma say that if something is taken away, as it is for everyone in life, at some point or throughout, something replaces it. I was stopped in my tracks by the philosophy and immediately thought about the loss of my mom and the…
WARNING! Sexist Observation Ahead
If this woman can’t stay married, what hope do the rest of us have??? Obviously I don’t know the woman but COME ON!!!
Your Nearest Emergency Exit May Be The Moonroof
My husband and I got into our car after having breakfast out, and I handed him the ever-present anti-bacterial hand sanitizer. He used it and passed it to me. As I rubbed my hands together, I enjoyed the smell of apples in the car, a perfect compliment to the blue…
For It’s One, Two, Last Nerve You’re Out
I heard the following today at the snack stand at Little League; a father was talking to his son: “Honestly, you’re on my last nerve. And that’ is not a place you want to be.” I wanted to buy him some peanuts and a big chill pill . . .
Salad And A Movie
My friend texted me that she had just come across a movie on TV with Derek Hough from Dancing With The Stars. We both watch Dancing, but I feel the need to report that we both watch sports, too. I replied to her that I had just flipped through the channels…
Auto In-correct
This morning I received this text from my friend: “Today Islam-day” I think we have all become good auto-correct decipherers, but this one had me completely perplexed. I replied, asking her what she meant. She came back with: “What I meant is today is HOMEWORK day!!!” I may have finally…
I May Knead To Explain
My friend and I went for massages at a spa neither of us had been to before. We were given a form to fill out, providing them with a very brief medical history. Because of my vision limitations, my spa sister was going to fill my form out for me….