While out running errands this morning I kept thinking that when I get home I needed to put WD-40 on a cut on my finger. Yes, you read me right. WD-40. I would correct myself but I continued to think WD-40 in my head instead of Neosporene.
It’s hard not to worry about a stroke or dementia when we hear about so many people being afflicted with the two. And although I am making fun here, I can’t help but to wonder if everything is working properly in the brain region. Besides the optic nerves, of course, which we have previously established are not
We have all experienced the dreaded ear worm, when a song gets stuck in our head, but to be fixated on a lubricant or anything purchased at a hardware store is more like an ear snake, the kind you use to clear out your drains. Maybe I need a hot water heater. Er, I mean a CAT scan.
