Sister Rain’s Note:
Happy Thanksgiving, friends. Piper, Mister Rain and I are so grateful for your support of Sister Rain and offer you this old joke we heard many years ago. Given the times that we live in, I need to preface the below by saying that you should NEVER do what the man in the story does. This is meant to be a funny treat on this special day.
Count your blessings. I hope it takes all day.
x, Sister Rain
One fall day, a man brings a parrot home, only to discover that the bird has a filthy mouth. The parrot constantly swears, tells dirty jokes, insults people. It embarrasses the man to no end. He tries everything he can think of to teach the bird to stop, speaking in only kind, polite words but the parrot doesn’t listen, instead cursing back at him.
One day, despondent and at his wit’s end, the man puts the bird in the freezer and closes the door. The parrot squawks once, then goes very quiet. After a few seconds the man realizes what he has done. He opens the freezer door, and the bird flies out, landing on the counter in front of the man. The parrot then says, “Please pardon me. I would like to apologize for my past verbal indiscretions. Rest assured that it will never happen again. Allow me to ask one question, though.”
“WHAT DID THE TURKEY DO TO DESERVE THAT‽”
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