I am thinking of changing my name to Sister Humidity, at least for the summer months. It is hot and gross and the significant impact on my life is what has led me to the decision to adjust my moniker accordingly.
Since I’m so busy melting, I won’t be changing my url or header. And for you smartalacks out there, and you know who you are, why yes, I will be leaving behind my broom and pointy black hat.
As for the flying monkeys, they left for cooler temperatures as soon as their hair started frizzing. Their little hats kept falling off.